Air travel isn’t usually as glamorous as it sounds. Case in point – it’s not like we have a bathroom on the ship, and believe it or not, Tink isn’t always able to hold it long enough for us to get him to a port with a robot-friendly restroom.
Pirates can be really dumb sometimes. (or is it all the time?) I heard a story recently where a pirate tied a rope to a sturdy post on an island and tried to tow it away! Sadly, the ship took more damage than the already poor reputation of pirates did after that one.